i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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