Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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