so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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