I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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