he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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