fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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