Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Little spoons don't ask big questions
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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