I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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