also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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