That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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