omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
