so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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