No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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