she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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