Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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