"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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