Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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