he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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