Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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