Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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