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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion

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  He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.

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  Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.

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• (310): View more from California

  I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Tiny.

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  I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.

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• (650): View more from California

  I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just had sex on a roof

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child

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• (315): View more from New York

  He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?

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• (707): View more from California

  Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.

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