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  she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after

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• (585): View more from New York

  Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure

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