and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store