so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
