I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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