Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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