i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
it glows. i had to have it.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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