Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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