dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Randomize
