i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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