doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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