It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So vagazzling was a success
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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