Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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