Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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