i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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