hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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