sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!