Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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