took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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