then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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