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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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