Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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