She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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