Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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