If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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