Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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