You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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