Your tits are I can't wait for
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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