I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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