Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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