Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios