how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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the liver wants what the liver wants
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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