For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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