You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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