i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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