Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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