My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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